put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
Pls do it.
aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch
cancer: plain goth circa hipster
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
Okay not to start a conversation about ethics here because that’s not my intention
Does nobody realize exactly how fucking WEIRD it is that we drink the milk of another species
It’s weird as fuck
I really want to make a tag for all my stupid fucking stories (mainly so that I don’t forget them)
I’ll get working on that soon
WELCOME TO #PANKOUR!
THAT’S RIGHT, THE STUNNING PHYSICAL DEXTERITY & DANGER OF PARKOUR WITH THE INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR PANCAKES!