wardone:

wardone:

Tonight on the bus ride home my cousin and I talked a lot about farts, I almost fainted, and she stabbed a stranger with a plastic fork.

But before we even got on the bus she burped directly in someone’s face while I was asking him for directions

Also we posed in this really cheesy couples photo

That’s my cousin.


wardone:

Tonight on the bus ride home my cousin and I talked a lot about farts, I almost fainted, and she stabbed a stranger with a plastic fork.

But before we even got on the bus she burped directly in someone’s face while I was asking him for directions


Tonight on the bus ride home my cousin and I talked a lot about farts, I almost fainted, and she stabbed a stranger with a plastic fork.


carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: drinkingsomewine)



(Source: foodvacuum)


Haha sweet you wrote my letter for me

Haha sweet you wrote my letter for me


You fucked everything up pat this is all on you

You fucked everything up pat this is all on you


Dear *anyone*

Yo pat I think you gotta choose someone
Or maybe I do
Idk g


the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

(Source: pink-sugar-blossom)


I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess)


The other night I went on a date with this girl to a drag show and I didn’t kiss her but I did kiss the queen who performed.



deadjosey:

terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

Chowder was a good show


p-alindrome:

let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK